March 2011

Brine Weekly

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Brine Weekly

Perhaps you've been wondering lately what's been keeping me so busy that I do not properly and punctually update this website. It has been a secret, but now you can know: Brine Weekly, a new online multimedia humor magazine, has gone online with its first issue.

Go have a look. I think it's a pretty promising start out the gate. Special thanks to Cathy and Max for getting this project started and getting the rest of us involved. We do accept submissions, if you were wondering (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

Sunday Movie Roundup 03/20/2011

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The Adjustment Bureau (2011)

I didn't realize this was based on a Philip K. Dick story until the end credits were running. It's a decent movie, though it really hits its stride in the first and last twenty minutes or so. Everything in between is a little heavy-handed. Though the previews will lead you to think it's sci-fi, it's actually a fantasy story with the superficial surface trappings of science fiction. I can see how it would have worked perfectly as a short story, but as a movie it seemed a little too trite for the subject matter.

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask) (1972)

A series of comedic vignettes directed by Woody Allen, based loosely on chapters from a sex manual from the '60s. Not Allen's best work, but there's some pretty funny material in here. Each little vignette parodies a specific genre of films while loosely relating to the title of one of the chapters of the book. A lot of great actors make appearances--my favorite is Gene Wilder as the doctor who falls in love with a sheep. Sex comedy is something Woody Allen is good both at playing and at directing, so this movie works despite its flaws.

Soon:

  • Paul (2011)
  • Barney's Version (2010)

I know most of my readers probably don't follow developments with Third Man Records (Jack White's record company/store/music venue) as closely as I do, so maybe you haven't yet heard about the Rolling Record Store.

It's basically a bookmobile decked out as a makeshift branch of the Third Man Records Store, which makes its home in Nashville. The Rolling Record Store is making its premiere at SXSW in Austin right now, but after that, it will be driving around the country, setting up shop in cities and towns all over the States.

But that's not why I'm posting today (even though the Rolling Record Store is pretty damn cool). I just wanted to show you the video of the Rolling Record Store's grand opening yesterday, which featured performances by Jack White and a new Third Man recording artist, three-string bluesman Seasick Steve, who is fantastic. Please enjoy.

(via All Songs Considered)

Sunday Movie Roundup 03/13/2011

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Sweetgrass (2009)

A documentary filmed over three years, following the last band of sheep taken to pasture on public lands in the Montana mountains. I watch a lot of documentaries, and most of them are incredibly focused on talking. This one isn't. There are no talking heads. This is about the immersive experience of being out there, living a hard life for months in utterly beautiful country with the two hired herders and their flock.

The director--an anthropologist whose academic background almost certainly led to the minimalism of the film--was present at the screening where I saw the movie. It was interesting to get his take on it. Things were moved out of their original context for the sake of the narrative, but it seemed to me from his answers that he was really trying to communicate the experience, which he had lived alongside the herders and the animals for three summers. To be honest, it seems like the art of it, the raw aesthetic beauty, was partly just a side-effect of that, but if I had seen the film by itself, I would have thought it was the primary goal. There are some amazing shots in this film (one comes to mind, a long-distance shot of the flock just flowing down the mountain), and the sound design is both unique and effective. It's slow-paced, with a lot of long, uncut shots, the work of a man who stops to really look at things. A beautiful film.

Rango (2011)

The best cartoon western I've ever seen, easily. It knows the clichés, and it approaches them with tongue firmly in cheek, but it plays along with them like someone who loves them. And I love westerns myself, so it works for me.

There's been some talk about the ugliness of the character designs, but their monstrousness is actually quite charming in motion. Actually, "charming" is probably the best description for the film as a whole. It's rarely laugh-out-loud funny (though when it was, very few other people in the theater were laughing besides me). The villains are genuinely frightening, though, which is not something I can say about a lot of children's films. How often nowadays can you see characters invoking guns and bullets as objects that cause actual death in a family movie? In fact, the threat of death is ever-present--if it's not thugs with weapons, it's death by thirst, or by automobile. Which is about right for a western, actually, especially one set in a desert.

The theater was full of kids when I went to see it, and they seemed largely alienated and bewildered by Rango. Which is a shame. This movie is actually very good.

Give 'Em Hell, Malone (2009)

I don't know how this movie was even made. I'm serious--I see why it got pushed into the direct-to-video category, but I'm baffled that it was made at all. The premise: a detective-turned-hired-gun who both dresses and talks like a hard-boiled detective from a film noir has to figure out why he was sent to pick up a mysterious briefcase. There's a femme fatale, some gimmicky thugs and assassins, and a manipulative businessman in charge of it all--all things that might be normal if it was a straight film noir throwback, but it isn't. The primary cast essentially live in a time-warp, driving vintage cars, using payphones, but the story is clearly set in modern times, with a brief mention of e-mail, modern cars all around, modern clothes on background characters, and cell phones used by minor characters. That alone was unbelievably weird.

The film as a whole is a combination of 1940s pulp detective story and modern over-the-top action movie. It's silly, and it knows it's silly. This is partly its downfall (some winky-nudgy acting being the primary flaw) and partly its saving grace. It thankfully never bothers explaining why Malone doesn't slow down after being shot and knifed so many times--he just says at the start of the movie that he's "hard to kill" and we're expected to just accept it. I found that kind of wonderful.

The acting and characterization is pretty bad throughout. It's like someone took a set of film noir stock characters and comic book villains and shoehorned them into a modern setting. There's even a performance by one of the bad guys that is very clearly inspired by Heath Ledger's Joker in The Dark Knight. Everyone here seemed to be giving it a sincere try, but their characters are just concepts. The most complex character is Boulder, a hired tough who is only working for the head villain out of desperate hope that his wife will come out of a coma (the money is paying her medical bills), and he is not that complex.

This isn't a good movie. Not by a long shot. But I have to admit, I enjoyed watching it. It's one of those completely puzzling movies that has no idea who it's for. It's not "so bad it's good," but despite its missteps, it's entertaining. With some changes in direction and casting, maybe it could have been legitimately good.

Soon:

  • The Adjustment Bureau (2011)
  • Barney's Version (2010)

Sunday Movie Roundup 03/06/2011

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Pierrot le Fou (1965)

The only movie you will ever see that ends with a man wrapping dynamite around his head and saying, "This is silly." A Godard movie, very weird and funny and postmodern in a way that a lot of 1960s films were. I very much enjoyed it.

The Illusionist (2010)

Beautiful animated feature by the folks behind The Triplets of Belleville. A melancholy story about a dying art--a French parlor magician performing at increasingly dismal venues, when he meets a young girl who is convinced he is capable of real magic when he gives her a pair of shoes. She follows him when he departs, becoming a sort of surrogate daughter to him. He's unwilling to break it to her that he bought her gift with money, not magic, so he becomes increasingly destitute as he showers the girl in lavish gifts.

There's almost no dialogue. It's a stunning thing to watch--amazing what can be done when a story is boiled down to all showing and no telling. It's a rare thing these days. And the art is beautiful, definitely worth seeing on the big screen.

Roger & Me (1989)

One thing you have to give Michael Moore credit for: regardless of his variable adherence to truth and facts, his movies are compelling and encourage you to get interested in a cause. This one is about the downfall of Flint, Michigan, after the city's automotive plants were shut down by GM. In a very short time Flint went from a thriving working-class city to a bombed-out husk, high in crime and poverty. Attempts to rejuvenate the city with tourism and commerce were entirely in vain. No one managed to create jobs for all the laid-off GM employees, and lives were effectively destroyed as former auto workers and their families wound up evicted, unable to pay rent after months of unemployment. Moore points the finger squarely at General Motors CEO Roger Smith, who made the decision to shut down the Flint plants in favor of opening cheaper Mexican factories--which perhaps would have been understandable if GM hadn't been making record profits at the time when this decision was made.

The most depressing thing about it is that in the twenty-odd years since this film was made, things have not improved in Flint. Detroit has a reputation for being scary, but everyone in Michigan knows that the modern city of Flint far surpasses Detroit in the whole "post-apocalyptic nightmare-scape" department.

Korkoro (2009)

Surprisingly light-hearted for most of its runtime, considering it's about the persecution of gypsies in France during World War II. Saw it projected digitally since the print was lost in customs somewhere in Europe, but it would have benefited from the 35mm treatment.

The Third Man (1949)

Whoa.

Soon:

  • The Agony and the Ecstasy of Phil Spector (2009)
  • Marwencol (2010)
  • Sweetgrass (2009)
  • Rango (2011)

The Maybe List:

  • The Adjustment Bureau (2011)
  • Drive Angry (2011)

Polaroid #100

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Polaroid #100

Last one.

Same cat as the first.

Polaroids #91-99

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In New York. February 2011.

Max's cousin, Phillip, building a bed-desk in the living room.

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Zack, demonstrating his West Side Story moves.

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Brooklyn Flea Market.

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After the ballet, Max and Zack (photographs taken by each other):

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