I'm not usually into horrible direct-to-DVD movies, and I admit I would have completely overlooked Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus if it hadn't been for the fine people at CHUD.
You see, they recently posted the completely mind-blowing trailer for this movie. I'm not sure about the last time I saw a giant poorly-rendered CG shark bite the Golden Gate Bridge, but I am sure that it was too long ago. I'm wholly aware that, particularly for this kind of movie, the whole special effects budget is in the trailer. I don't care. This looks amazing. I'm sure that the relatively low percentage of Mega Sharks and Giant Octopodes in the footage will not impede my enjoyment of this clearly terrible movie.
If I watch it, I'll review it for you all, gentle readers. If I watch it drunk, my review will probably read like a sick child recounting a terrible fever dream.
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