I guess everybody gotta have accident pictures. Here is mine.
This was the result of fiddling around with the camera when the light wouldn't come on after I opened it up. I pointed it at myself and of course that was the precise second that it went off. I'm kind of relieved it only caught the top of my head. I have the same affliction as Roast Beef and consequently exhibit raw horror any time someone threatens to take a picture of me.
Immediately after taking this picture, I also slammed my thumb in a drawer. GOOD JORB THERE, KRIS. YOU'RE ON A ROLL TONIGHT.